小学动物的英语文章

1. 关于动物的英语文章

关于动物的英文笑话

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精彩专题:起个好听的英文名
Jokes About Animal
A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder:
As an experienced veterinary psychologist, I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including Feline Factitious Disorder (F.F.D.), Siamese Schizophrenia, Generalized Angora Anxiety Syndrome (G.A.A.S.), Hysterical Hairballs, Catnip Dependence, Finicky Personality Disorder, and of course, MPD (usually known as Feline Dissociative Disorder, multiple type).

What small success I have had has been the proct of rigorously applied Multiphasic Empathic Ontogenic Work (M.E.O.W.). It is demanding of both therapist and patient, but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner, it is the only hope.

The first phase of treatment requires repeated application of Feline Exo-Empathic Dysphoric Mood Exercises (F.E.E.D.M.E.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established. The next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation, and it entails the Lovingly Interpreted Transferential Topographic Entity Rapprochement By Observed Xenophobia maneuver (L.I.T.T.E.R.B.O.X.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat. The final phase proces a single, intact personality through Positive Unified Reintegrated Reinforcement (P.U.R.R.), and though this phase can last upwards of two years, it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose. A thorough exegesis of M.E.O.W. treatment can be found in my latest book, "Feline Analytic Theory & Character: Assessment and Technique" (F.A.T.C.A.T.).

Marge was telling her friend Grace how she gets her son out of bed in the morning. "I just open his door and toss the cat on his bed. He sleeps with his dog."

There once were two cats in Kilkenny
And each thought there was one cat too many;
So they quarreled and fit
And they gouged and they bit
Til, excepting their nails
And the tips of their tails,
Instead of two cats there weren't any.

Can cats see in the dark?
Yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight!

do you call a cat that has swallowed a ck?
A ck filled fatty puss.

Pete: Have you ever seen a catfish?
Paul: Yes, i have
Pete: How did it hold the rod?

A black and white cat crossed my path this morning, and since then my luck has been patchy

Customer: Do you sell cats meat?
Butcher: Yes, as long as they are accompanied by a human being

There was a man whose dog had died. Before he buried the dog, he took
the dog to the vet to see if for sure the dog was dead.
The vet says, Put him on the table here.
He opened a door, a cat walked around the dog once and returned inside
the little box and the vet close the door.
The vet said, Yep, your dog's dead, that'll be 200 dollars.
200 dollars, the man said, don't you think that's a little bit
excessive just to tell me my dog's dead?
The vet said, "Well, it's 40 dollars my fee, 160 for the cat scan."

What do you call a cat that travels by train?
A com-Mew-ter

What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens

The U.S. Army attempts to explain the question:?Why did the chicken cross the road?

Training and Doctrine Command (TRADOC):?The purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing proceres.?Road-crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunset and sunrise. Solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.

Special Forces Command:?The chicken crossed at a 90 degree angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication.?To achieve maximum surprise, the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using NVGs (night vision goggles), preferably near a road bend in a valley.

Personnel Command (PERSCOM):?Due to the needs of the Army, the chicken was involuntarily reassigned to the other side of the road. This will be a 3-year controlled tour and we promise to give the chicken a good-deal assignment afterwards.?Every chicken will be required to do one road-crossing ring its career, and this will not affect its opportunities for future promotion.

Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA):?Despite what you see on CNN, I can neither confirm nor deny any fowl performing acts of transit.?Questions? Please see the SSO.

ARMY FOREIGN TECHNOLOGY CENTER:?This event will need confirmation; we need to repeat it using varied chicken breeds, road types, and weather conditions to confirm whether it can actually happen within the parameters specified for chickens and the remote possibility that they might cross thruways designated by some as 'roads.'

Fort Rucker:?The chicken should log this as a GCC sortie only if road-crossing qualified.?The crossing updates the chicken's 60-day road-crossing currency only if performed on a Monday or Thursday or ring a full moon.?Instructor chickens may update currency any time they observe another chicken cross the road.

Forces Command (FORSCOM):?The purpose is not important.?What is important is that the chicken remained under the OPCON (operational control) of USCINCTRANS (U.S. Commander in Chief, Transportation Command) and did not CHOP to the theater on the other side of the road.?Without CHOPing the chicken was able to achieve a seamless road-crossing with near perfect, real-time in-transit visibility.

Theater Air Control Center (TACC):?We need the road-crossing time and the time the chicken becomes available for another crossing.

COMMAND POST:?What chicken?

TOWER:?The chicken was instructed to hold short of the road. This road incursion incident was reported in a Hazardous Chicken Road-Crossing Report (HCRCR).?Please re-emphasize that chickens are required to read back all hold short instructions.

ARMY MATERIEL COMMAND (AMC):?Recent changes in technology, coupled with today's multipolar strategic environment, have created new challenges in the chicken's ability to cross the road.?The chicken was also faced with significant challenges to create and develop core competencies required for this new environment.?STRICOM has been asked to develop a Virtual Intensive Chicken Trainer Using ADA Language (VICTUALS).?Anticipated fielding of this device will possibly benefit the Army After Next (AAN) and certainly the NAATNA, (Next Army After The Next Army) initiatives. AMC's Chicken Systems Program Office (CSPO), in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM) CSPO helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework.?The CSPO convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and retired chickens along with MITRE consultants with deep skills in the transportation instry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge and capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals ofdelivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, mission-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified Mission Need Statement and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values.?This was concive towards the creation of a total business integration solution.?The Chicken Systems Program Office helped the chicken change to continue meeting its mission.

A librarian is working away at her desk when she notices that a chicken has come into the library and is patiently waiting in front of the desk. When the chicken sees that it has the librarian's attention, it squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
The librarian complies, putting a couple of books down in front of the chicken. The chicken quickly grabs them and disappears.
The next day, the librarian is again disturbed by the same chicken, who puts the previous day's pile of books down on the desk and again squawks, "Book, book, book, BOOK!"
The librarian shakes her head, wondering what the chicken is doing with these books, but eventually finds some more books for the chicken. The chicken disappears.
The next day, the librarian is once again disturbed by the chicken, who squawks (in a rather irritated fashion, it seems), "Book, book, book, BOOK!" By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her, so she gets a pile of books for the chicken, and follows the bird when it leaves the library. She follows it through the parking lot, down the street for several blocks, and finally into a large park. The chicken disappears into a small grove of trees, and the librarian follows. On the other side of the trees is a small marsh. The chicken has stopped on the side of the marsh. The librarian, now really curious, hurries over and sees that there is a small frog next to the chicken, examining each book, one at a time. The librarian comes within earshot just in time to hear the frog saying, "Read it, read it, read it..."

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The rooster.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.
The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question..."

A chicken walked into a bookshop, up to the counter, looked the sales assistant in the eye and said "Buk!".
The assistant, somewhat taken aback, grabbed a book off of the best seller shelf, placed in on the counter and said "Book". To the assistant's surprise the chicken then paid for the book, took it and left the shop.
Next day the chicken returned to the bookshop, walked over to the sales assistant and said "Buk! buk!".
The puzzled assistant gave a shrug, picked two more books from the shelf, placed them on the counter and said "Book book". Once again the chicken paid up, took the two books and left the shop.
Third day the chicken again entered the bookshop, walked over to the sales assistant and said "Buk! buk! buk!".
Now the sales assistant just can't figure out what a chicken would want with books, but a sale is a sale so he selects three more books for the chicken, places them on the counter and says "Book book book". As expected the chicken pays up, takes the three books, and leaves the shop.
The sales assistant can no longer contain his curiosity so he decides to follow the chicken and find out what the hell is going on. Grabbing a jacket he hurriedly closes and locks the shop, just in time to see the chicken turning the corner at the end of the road. Running to the corner he sees the chicken in the distance entering the local park. Running to the park he enters through the gates and spots the chicken way over the other side near to the pond. Running through the park he finally catches up with the chicken near some rushes at the edge of the pond. The sales assistant is really breathless now and can't speak to the chicken so he just watches while the chicken gives each book, one at a time, to a toad by the waterside. Each time the chicken passes a book to the toad the toad looks at the cover and says "Redit, redit, redit"

Three guys are finalists for one position with the CIA. The candidates are told that for the last phase of the selection process they will need to bring their wives in. "We need to know some things about your home life", they are told.
No problem, all three men bring in their wives the next day. The three wives are placed in separate rooms, as are the candidates. The CIA interviewers go into the room with the first candidate:
"Sometimes CIA agents are asked to do things that seem wrong to them. We need to know for sure that your conscience will not get in the way of our objectives, and that you'll be able to carry out whatever task we ask of you."
With that, one of the interviewers pulls out a gun. "Go into the other room and kill your wife", are the instructions he gives.
"What, are you crazy?" he responds. "I've got two great kids and I love my wife. You can keep your stinkin' job!" And with that, he takes his wife and removes himself from consideration.
The agents approach the second candidate with the same explanation and instruction.
"You've got to be kidding!" he exclaims. "We've been married for 30 years. I couldn't be happier with her. Screw you and your job!" And, with that, he takes his wife and removes himself from consideration.
Finally, the agents approach the last candidate and give him the same explanation and instruction.
Instantly, he darts out of the room with the gun and into the room where his wife is. Six quick shots are fired. After a brief silence, the agents could hear all kinds of crashing noises. Finally the candidate emerges from the room all frazzled and bloody.
"What happened in there?" the agents ask.
The candidate responds, "Some idiot put blanks in that gun. I had to strangle the bitch!"

I was driving through the country, and there were some cows by the side of the road. We're all mature alts, so we've all done this: I leaned my head out of the car window, and yelled, "Moooooo!" Like we expect that cow to be thinking, "Hey, there's a cow driving that car! How can he afford that?"

What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated.

How does a rancher manage his accounts? On a cowculator.

what do you call a cow that has had an abortion ? =
decaffeinated.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

2. 关于动物的英语作文

（My favourite animal）
我最喜欢的动物
第一篇：
As we all know,animals are our friends.I like every animal.But I like dogs best.Dogs are not only very lovely,but also very helpful.That's why we all feed dogs at home.I often share happiness and shorrow with it, which belongs to me three years ago,called"Betty".In other words,we should treat them as our real friends.Do you agree with me?
我们都知道,动物是我们的朋友。我喜欢所有的动物。但我最喜欢狗。狗不仅是很可爱,但也很有帮助。这就是为什么我们都喂狗在家里。我经常和它分享快乐,我三年前称它为“贝蒂”。换句话说,我们应该善待我们的真正的朋友。你同意我吗?
第二篇：
My favourite animal is little dog.Because it's very lovely.And dogs are friendly to people,they are people's good friends.When you are daughter,they can save you.They can hear the people can't hear things.it's very useful,aren't they?The dogs is very loyal to people .Are you agree with me?
我最喜欢的动物是小狗。因为它很可爱。和狗是友好的人,他们是人们的好朋友。当你的女儿,他们可以拯救你。他们可以听到人们无法听到的事情。这是非常有用的,不是吗?狗很忠诚的人。你同意我吗?第三篇：
Most kids like animals. Girls like cats, and boys like dogs. However, my favorite animal is the horse.
The horses are strong, not like the tame cats or puppy dogs. They look wild and hard to get close. Yet, they will be very timid and friendly after they get to know you. Horses remember the way home. They are also faithful to their masters. They even understand what you are trying to tell them. I've heard many stories about how a horse saved his master's life. That's also the reason why I love horses. They never betray you.

大多数孩子喜欢动物。女孩喜欢猫,和男孩喜欢狗。然而,我最喜欢的动物是马。
马是强大的,不像猫或狗温顺的小狗。他们看起来野生和难以接近。然而,他们会很胆小,友好在他们了解你。马记得回家的路。他们也对他们的主人忠心耿耿。他们甚至理解您想要告诉他们。我听说过很多故事一匹马救了他的主人的生活。这也是为什么我爱马。他们从不背叛你。第四篇：
My favourite animal is fish. Because they are very interesting. There are many kinds of fish. They are liveing in water very free. They are very colorful, some fish are red, some fish are white, and some fish are gold... So I like them very much !!!!
我最喜欢的动物是鱼。因为他们是非常有趣的。鱼的种类非常多。他们是在水中自由自在的生活。他们是五颜六色的,一些鱼是红色的,一些鱼是白色的,一些鱼是黄金色的……我非常喜欢它们! ! ! !

3. 写一篇描写动物的英语作文（小学）

the
rabbit
was
covered
with
furry
white
hair
look
like
a
regiment,
cotton.
it's
a
pair
of
red
eyes
were
white
hair
covered,
embedded
in
the
eye
socket,
like
the
two
ruby.
rabbit
two
long
ears,
feet
two
inches
have
half,
inside
layer
is
pink
skin,
outside
furry,
i
think
it
must
be
very
sensitive
to
the
hearing.
small
white
rabbit
nose
lips
into
three
disc,
pianpian,
always
kept
stirring,
not
because
they
are
afraid
of,
or
at
any
time
according
to
smell
looking
for
food.
the
rabbit's
body
chubby,
looks
very
fat.
forelegs
are
short
and
small,
the
hind
legs
are
long
and
powerful
in
the
animal
kingdom,
it
is
regarded
as
a
master?
run
the
rabbit
tail
has
a
short
and
small
tail,
as
the
saying
goes:
rabbit
tail
long.
兔子浑身长满了毛茸茸的白毛，远远看去像一团棉花。它的一双红眼睛被白毛包住了，嵌在眼窝里，像镶着两颗红宝石。白兔两只长长的耳朵，足有二寸半，里面一层是粉红色的皮，外面毛茸茸的，我想它的听觉一定很灵敏。小白兔的鼻子扁扁的，嘴唇分成三瓣，总是不停地耸动着，不知是因为害怕，还是随时在根据气味寻觅食物。兔子的身子圆滚滚的，看上去挺肥。前腿又短又小，后腿又长又有力，在动物王国里它还算是个长跑健将呢。兔子尾部有一条又短又小的尾巴，正如俗话所说的：兔子尾巴长不了。

4. 关于小动物的英文作文50字

写作思路：做到条理清楚、自然、明白，不杂乱，要倾注自己的思想感情，或探索人生真谛，或谈论思想问题、治学精神，使读者受到启迪和教育。这样的文章有了哲理，给予读者的感受也就更加丰富了。

正文内容：

There are many animals in the world, such as lovely dogs, active rabbits, flexible kittens And what I like is a group of United ants.

世间有很多动物，比如可爱的小狗，活跃的兔子、灵活的小猫……而我喜欢的是那一群团结的蚂蚁。

The whole body of the ant is black. She has three pairs of feet and two pairs of antennae on her head. They use antennae to collide to transmit information.

蚂蚁的全身都是黑黑的，她还有三对足，头上还有两对触角，它们用触角碰撞来传递信息。

One day, I dropped a small piece of raw meat on the ground and gave it to the ants for dinner. When an ant saw it and knew that it could not move it, it immediately returned to the cave and called its partners. A group of ants filed out of the hole, lifted the meat and ran quickly to the cave.

有一天，我把一小块生肉掉在地上，送给小蚂蚁当晚餐，一只蚂蚁看见了，知道自己搬不动，也就立刻返回洞里，叫伙伴，一群蚂蚁从洞里鱼贯而出，把肉搬起来，迅速的向洞中跑去。

In the next few days, they will give them some food. After many days, they seem to have formed the habit of walking around the garden every day, as if waiting for me to give them food, or maybe we have feelings, and they want to see me every day.

在以后的几天，都会给他们一些食物，过了很多天，他们好像养成了习惯，每天都在园子里走动，好像在等我在给它们食物，也有可能是我们有了感情，他们也想每天看看我。

After a few days, I forgot to give them food, they still did not move, waiting in the garden, this is the feelings of the animals.

过了几天，我忘了要给它们食物，他们还是没有搬家，在园子里等着，这是动物们的感情。

I've heard a story about ants! There was a fire around an ant hole, and the ant came up with a solution in a panic.

蚂蚁们非常团结，我听过一个故事！有一个蚂蚁洞的四周着了火，蚂蚁在慌乱之中想出了一个为法。

The group of ants slowly gathered into a group, and then they rolled like a fire, the outermost ants "pa pa pa..." Keep thinking, in more than ten seconds, ants out of the fire, ants in the outside have disappeared from the world.

那一群蚂蚁慢慢聚成一个团，然后他们像火里滚，最外面的蚂蚁“啪啪……”想个不停，在十几秒中，蚂蚁从火中出来了，在外面的蚂蚁已经从这个世界上消失了。

After listening to this story, I was deeply moved by the unity spirit of ants. We should also learn from the United ants.

听了这个故事了，我被蚂蚁们的团结的精神所深深感动。我们也要向团结的蚂蚁们学习。

5. 关于动物的英语文章.

Jokes About Animal
A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder:
As an experienced veterinary psychologist, I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including Feline Factitious Disorder (F.F.D.), Siamese Schizophrenia, Generalized Angora Anxiety Syndrome (G.A.A.S.), Hysterical Hairballs, Catnip Dependence, Finicky Personality Disorder, and of course, MPD (usually known as Feline Dissociative Disorder, multiple type).

What small success I have had has been the proct of rigorously applied Multiphasic Empathic Ontogenic Work (M.E.O.W.). It is demanding of both therapist and patient, but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner, it is the only hope.

The first phase of treatment requires repeated application of Feline Exo-Empathic Dysphoric Mood Exercises (F.E.E.D.M.E.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established. The next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation, and it entails the Lovingly Interpreted Transferential Topographic Entity Rapprochement By Observed Xenophobia maneuver (L.I.T.T.E.R.B.O.X.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat. The final phase proces a single, intact personality through Positive Unified Reintegrated Reinforcement (P.U.R.R.), and though this phase can last upwards of two years, it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose. A thorough exegesis of M.E.O.W. treatment can be found in my latest book, "Feline Analytic Theory & Character: Assessment and Technique" (F.A.T.C.A.T.).

6. 关于动物的英语短文

There is an animal who lives in the ocean. It doesn't have brain, nervous system, nose, eyes, and circulatory system. That will be strange because most of the animals have features. This animal is a bell-like shaped body with a lot of tentacles. It captures the food by using its tentacles. It stings the small animals such as worms and make them feel dizzy, then this animal will absorb the food. What a mystery way of eating food. Is it an alien? Is it an Unidentified Animal? Is that a monster? No, No, No, it is an usual animal and I think when I say the name of its, you will be surprised.

animal: jellyfish

thank you

7. 关于小动物的英语短文

目前，濒危的动物正在日益剧增。如何保护濒危动物成了我们的当务之急。人们疯狂的捕杀动物，为了它们的肉、皮毛。我们这样做是不对的，因为动物是我们的朋友，我们应该保护它们，而不是将它们赶尽杀绝。大熊猫就是濒危动物的代表，它生活在森林里，以竹子为食，它们仅仅依靠着自然保护区生存。我们应该停止对动物们的捕杀，更好地保护它们

There are more and more endangered animals at present,so how to protect them has been our task of top priority . It's wrong for people to hunt animals for their meat and feather,for they are our good friends.We should protect them instead of killing them.Giant pandas,which are one of the endangered animals,live in the forests and live on bamboo lealves.They can just live safely in the natural protection zones.We should stop killing animal and protect them.

8. 五年级小学生关于动物的英语短文

My Favorite Animals
My favorite animals is elephant .Because he is very strong,and I also want to stronger than he. he is from Africa ，and he like to play in the pool . He favorites food is banana,and I like to eat banana .So I like elepant.

9. 搜一篇介绍小动物的小学英语作文

I like dogs. My family has a dog. The dog is gray. It has two eyes, two ears, one mouth and a sensitive nose. It could run, eat,and swim. The dog neither fly, nor jump. It is very lvoe, I like it very much. 我喜欢狗。我家有一只狗。这只狗是灰色的。它有两只眼睛，两只耳朵，一个口和一个灵敏的鼻子。它会跑步和吃东西，还会游泳。它不会飞，不会跳远。它非常可爱，我非常喜欢它。 There is a saying"Dog is human's friend."There are too many clever dogs aroud us.I have a friend.The firend has a dog. Its name is Peter .Peter is very clever and clean.Every afternoon my firend takes Peter for a long walk outside.Peter likes these long walks very much.He is very happy at this time.One Sunday afternoon a young man came to visit my friend.He stayed a long time.He talked and talked.Soon it was time for my friend to take Peter for his walk.But the visitor still talked.Peter began walking around him to attract him.But the visitor didn't know his meaning and paid no attention.He continued talking. Finally Peter couldn't bear it.He went to the corner of the room and brougut the visitor's shoes in front of him and then he held the visitor's bag in his mouth and ran our of the room."You should leave our home,"Peter thought. 有句老话说“狗是人类的朋友。”在我们身边有很多很机灵的狗。我有一个朋友，他有一只狗。狗的名字叫彼得。彼得是一只很聪明并且很干净的狗。每天下午我的朋友都带着彼得在外面散步很长时间。彼得很喜欢散步。每当这个时候它都很开心。一个星期天下午一个年轻人来拜访我的朋友。他呆了很长的时间，一直在和朋友聊天。很快到了我的朋友要带着彼得出去散步的时候了。但是来访的朋友还没有要走的意思，还是不停说啊说。彼得开始围着来访的人转，并且开始攻击他。但是来访者还是不知道彼得的意思并没有注意它，继续说着话。最终彼得再也忍受不了了。它走到房子的一个角落，把来访者的鞋子弄到他的面前，并且用嘴巴叼着他的包跑出房间。彼得想，你必须离开我的家

采纳哦

10. 写一篇关于动物的英文小短文

I have a dog.His name is Bob.He is two years old.He is yellow and very fat.He has two big eyes.And he wears a black coat.I always play with him. My mother and my sister look after him every day. When I come back ,he often walk around me.He is very cute and friendly.I love him very much. Do you like him?

我有一个狗。他的名字叫鲍勃。他两岁了。他是黄色的并且非常胖。他有两版个大眼睛。权他穿着一件黑色的衣服。我经常跟他玩。我妈妈和姐姐每天都照顾的他很好。当我回到家的时候，他经常围着我转。他非常可爱也很友好。我很喜欢他。你喜欢他吗？