① 寒假趣事英语作文
英语笑话（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。
英语笑话（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英语笑话（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。”
英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
英语笑话（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。
英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
英语笑话（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人？
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。”
我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？”
英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants recing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”
他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”
英语笑话（十）One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”
② 寒假趣事英语作文
happy winter holiday
I have got a happy winter holiday this year. In this year, I have a 7-day winter holiday. In the first day, I went back to my hometown with my parents. When I got there, I saw my grandparents. Then we had lunch together. At that time, we not only had dilicious food,we also talk about our wonderful life. We laughed and sang, it was so happy then. After lunch, I got out and found my old friends in the field. They were all taller and stronger than before. We sat down on the ground and talk about funny things. It was so interesting and fun. We also played some funny games. I have never play such a funny game since I leave my hometown for a big city. I was so happy that day.It was the happiest time in my holiday. And it was so funny.
③ 寒假趣事英语作文，带翻译60字左右
1 新年来了
The Spring Festival is also the Chinese New Year. Every year, before the Spring Festival, people are very busy. They buy many foods to prepare for a big dinner with their families. If their families are outside the city, they will make travel plan to meet them. In the evening after dinner, people go out into the street and play fireworks and fire crackers.
2我的一次成功经历
Math is difficult for me. I am always worried before the math test. Last semester, before the final math exam, I studied very hard. I spent a lot of time doing exercises. So when the test came, I did not feel it was too hard. And I am very glad that I received an A for the test. I am very pleased of my success. (65)
3如何放松自己
There are many ways to be relaxed. One thing I like to do is watching TV or talking to friends via the Internet. I also like visiting my friends and taking a walk with them, and I will be relaxed. Also, if I want to be quiet, I just read a book, and this is also very relaxing. (58)
4难忘的十四岁生日
I had an unforgettable 14th birthday. On my birthday, I had many friends coming to my house. They gave me birthday cards and presents. My parents bought me some computer games. We had a birthday cake with candles and I celebrated my birthday with all my friends. I had a lot of fun for my birthday and I will never forget. (61)
5我的初中生活
My life as middle school student is good. Sometimes I am also very busy. Usually I have a lot of homework from school. After I have done my homework, I usually talk to my friends on QQ, and sometimes I visit them and we go out for a walk or play. On weekends I do some homework, then I play with my friends. (62)
6. 读后感
I read the book “Gone with the Wind” ring my winter break. It’s a great novel by American author Margaret Michell. It’s a story about southern living in the US ring the Civil War. I especially like Scarlett O’Hara, a strong-willed southern woman who refused to go hungry after the destruction of her plantation by Yankee troops. She said with great hope, “tomorrow is another day.” (66)
7。笔友
I have a good American pen-friend called Ann Read. She lives in Okkie, Oklahoma. She is 12 years old. She likes shopping, painting, and clothing. Her favorite foods used to be angel cakes and coke, but now she eats more vegetables, fruits, and fish. Her dream is to become a fashion designer. We write to each other very often, and we sometimes talk through instant messenger. (66)
8。春节经历
I had a great Chinese New Year. On the first day of the Chinese New Year, my parents and I visited my grandparents. They own a large ranch in the countryside, surrounded by corn fields and green pastry. It’s a very beautiful ranch and the air is very clean. I had a great time.
9. 北京
Beijing is a beautiful modern city. It is very large and it is also the capital of China. In Beijing, many tall buildings and clean streets are everywhere. In order to maintain the cleanliness of this beautiful city, we should protect our environment. We should plant more trees and grow more flowers. We should do our best to maintain this modern city.
10。My home
My home is in an apartment in the city. There are three bedrooms, one dining room, and one living room in my home. My bedroom is small but I like it very much. There are a desk and a bookshelf in my bedroom. I have a computer and a CD player. After I finish my school work, I talk to my friends on the computer.
④ 暑假趣事英语作文（有中文翻译）
ive very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. In the afternoon, I go to friend's home to play, the friend entertains me warmly, show me a lot of books of his , has listened to his CD for me , then also ask me to eat a sumptuous dinner. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious!
译文：今天我过得非常开心！早上，天气非常好！于是我和家人一起去登山，山上的空气非常清新，山上的花草树木都显得格外美丽。下午，我去了朋友家玩，朋友热情地招待我，给我看了他的很多书，给我听了他的CD，然后还请我吃了一顿丰盛的晚餐。晚上回到家，我与家人坐在一起看电视，我们还一边聊天一边吃着水果，全家其乐融！
January 18 2005
I have rested for a week. I began to feel bored. So I went out with my friends. They are my best friends in the middle school. We didn’t go to someplace special. We just saw the other. We had lunch together. While we were having lunch, we were still talking about the new school and new friends. Yes! A year later, we have grown riper. And we learned much more things and got new life. We haven’t enough time to play, to waste and to lose the way. We only have two years. Two years to go, we will get the real life which belongs to us.
January 18 2005 年
我休息了一个星期。我开始了对感觉乏味。如此我出去了与我的朋友。他们是我的最好的朋友在中学。我们没去在某处特别。我们看见了其他。我们一起吃了午餐。当我们吃午餐, 我们仍然谈论新学校和新朋友。是! 一年后, 我们增长更加成熟。并且我们学会了更多事和有新生活。我们没有足够时间演奏, 浪费和迷路。我们只有二年。二年去, 我们将有属于我们的真正的生活。
MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活
Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it. Why? Because I intend to be a good student. I wish to render service to my country.
I get up at six o’clock every day. After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons. I go to school at seven o’clock.
After school is over, I return home. We usually have supper at seven o’clock.then I begin to do my homework. I want to finish it before I go to bed.
虽然我的日常生活十分单调，但我却竭力设法去适应它。为什么？因为我打算做一个好学生，希望将来为国家服务。
我每天六点起床、洗脸刷牙后，就开始复习功课，七点钟我就去上学。
放学后，我就回家了。我们通常在七点钟吃晚餐，之后我就开始做家庭作业，希望在睡觉前把它做完。
A TRIP TO the COUNTRY 乡村游记One Sunday my mother (Mother) had (made) me take my little young brother to the a trip to the country. She bade me take good care of him.
While we were walking along the road, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was blowing gently. We saw the beautiful flowers smile (smiling) at us and heard the birds sing (singing) their sweet songs on the trees. The scenery was indeed very pretty (beautiful).
When we felt tired, we returned home. We saw Mother (our mother) wait (waiting) for us at the door.
有一个星期日，我母亲叫我带小弟弟去乡村游历。她吩咐我要好好照料他。
当我们沿着道路行走的时候，太阳灿烂地照耀着，微风轻轻地吹着。我们看见美丽的花儿对我们微笑着，并听见鸟儿在树上唱着悦耳的歌曲，风景实十分美丽。
当我们感觉到疲倦的时候，我们就回家了。我们看见母样正在门口等候我们。
⑤ 假期趣事的英语作文五十字
For I want to spend my holiday fully,so I plan to go on a trip,I want to go to hongkong for 2 weeks,because it is not only a shopping paradise but also
The heaven for children.
It’s very far away ,so I plan to go there by plane,it is the most convenient way to go there,
And I decided to stay there for 2 weeks ,while I can thoroughly to feel the local customs there
I also want to go taiwan,I want to go to a concert in xiaojudan,such as listen to a concert .
⑥ 英语作文:写一件暑假趣事
My family winter holiday is not so colorful, but it is warmful.In winter holiday, all the members got together. We chatted, with grandma and mom busy in the kitchen. When it comes to lunch, we were very happy at table.
I go to Hongkong this winter holiday, the scerery of there is very beatuiful, anywhere is brimming with New Year's air. The Disneyland was certainly I most likes, the cartoon of there is acted by really person, it's very loveliness!
The Tedbud Square of Hongkong is a luminescent spot, although it is a quite small square, it is very characteristic.
This winter holiday I have been is very happy! Although it's winter, I can feel the sense the warmth everywhere!
希望有帮助哦，虽然不是我写的，但是我看过一遍了，基本上没有差错
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⑦ 一篇关于寒假趣事的英语作文
happy winter holiday
I have got a happy winter holiday this year. In this year, I have a 7-day winter holiday. In the first day, I went back to my hometown with my parents. When I got there, I saw my grandparents. Then we had lunch together. At that time, we not only had dilicious food,we also talk about our wonderful life. We laughed and sang, it was so happy then. After lunch, I got out and found my old friends in the field. They were all taller and stronger than before. We sat down on the ground and talk about funny things. It was so interesting and fun. We also played some funny games. I have never play such a funny game since I leave my hometown for a big city. I was so happy that day.It was the happiest time in my holiday. And it was so funny.
寒 假 趣 事
Cold false interest
今天是大年三十，城里处处洋溢着过年的喜气，我们家也不例外。
Today is 30, and the city, be permeated with the new beaming, our house is no exception.
妈妈在厨房里包饺子，我在一旁剥蒜，剥完了蒜后，我起身往客厅走。
Mom is in the kitchen making mpling, I at a side strip garlic, finished peeling garlic, I got up and went to the sitting room go.
不经意地瞄了一眼正在包饺子的妈妈。
Casual DeMiao took one look at pack mpling of mom.
一个念头在我心中产生了。
A thought in my heart is proced.
我快步走到妈妈面前，对她说：“妈妈，教我包饺子吧！”
I went quickly to the front of mom, say to her: "mom, teach me pack mpling!"
妈妈望了我一眼，对我说：“好吧！”
Mother looked at me in the eye and said to me: "good!"
妈妈拿着擀面杖擀出了一个皮，把馅子舀到皮上，将面皮两边一合，将重合的部分用手指捏在一起，一个饺子就包好了。
Mom took a rolling-pin roll out a skin, the XianZi removed until the skin on both sides, will face a close, will coincide with fingers part in together, a mpling is packed.
我心里想着：这么简单，真是小菜一碟！
My in the mind think: so simple, really is a piece of cake!
还是让我来试试看吧。
Let me have a try.
我接过擀面杖，开始牛刀小试，妈妈那么轻松搞定的面皮，在我的手中却一点也不听话，左一下，右一下，我的饺子皮倒象一个八爪螃蟹。
I received a rolling-pin, start NiuDao bench, mother so easily calm face, in my hand not obedient, left once, right once, my JiaoZiPi seem an eight claw crabs.
再难看也是我创造的，本想揉掉重来，可我舍不得，我把馅子包进去，迫不及待的丢进锅里。
Again I also created, ugly this want to rub off again, but I loathe to give up, I put my bag in XianZi, eager into the pot.
这饺子不给我面子，居然没等到煮熟，就“开膛破肚”了。
This mpling don't do me the honor, didn't wait until cooked, "gut break belly".
可恶，我居然连个饺子也包不好，我没这么笨吧，我一定要把你包好！
Damn, I even a mpling also bag is bad, I have no so stupid! I must put your bag!
我吸取了教训，学着妈妈的样子，一下一下转着擀，面皮不圆，但比“八爪螃蟹”好多了。
I learned a lesson, learn the mother of appearance, once it turn out, face a circle, but than "eight claw crab" much better.
我把馅子舀上，学着妈妈的样子，给饺子捏上“花边”。
I put on XianZi ladle, to learn the mother of appearance, give mplings knead on "lacy".
成败在此一举，我把这只经过我精雕细琢，是饺子却又不象饺子的饺子小心翼翼地放进锅里。
Success or failure, I put this only after I meticulosity is mplings yet unlike mpling jiaozi carefully into the pot.
五分钟后，我揭开了锅盖，啊！
Five minutes later, I opened a pot, ah!
我的那只饺子安然无恙，正在逍遥的独自“漂游”呢！
My that only mplings safe, is free and unfettered alone "piaoyou"!
饺子煮好以后，妈妈把饺子捞出来。
Dumpling boiled mplings, after mother put out.
开饭了，我寻找着那只我包的饺子，细细的品味着。
It's time for supper, I find that only jiaozi I made, thin savor.
这顿饺子格外的香。
It's exceptionally fragrance. Dumplings
这次经历，我永远都不会忘记。
This experience, I will never forget.
她让我明白了一个道理：任何事，只要你肯下功夫，就会获得成功。
She makes me understand a truth: anything, as long as you are willing to hard, will achieve success.
⑧ 寒假趣事英语作文带翻译70字
I have a very good time in winter. To climb the mountain, my friend, I am really very happy, we began to climb in half, from the morning. We enjoy the beautiful scenery and lunch at 5 p.m. back. We like our this about winter vacation?
I am in the fun of the winter break. Hiking and friends really let me very happy, at half past eight in the morning, we began to climb, we can't enjoy the scenery on the mountain, eat lunch. We go home at 5:00. On this day, we really very happy. Your winter break?
我有一个很好的时间在冬季。去爬山，我的朋友，我真的很高兴，我们开始攀登，在半上午08时。我们享受着美丽的景色和午餐在下午5点回来。我们喜欢我们的这约寒假呢？
我在冬歇期的乐趣。徒步旅行和朋友们真的让我很开心，在早上8点半，我们开始攀登，我们不能享受风景，在山上吃午餐。我们回家在5:00。在这一天，我们真的很开心。你的冬歇期？
⑨ 老师让以“假期趣事”为题写一篇英文作文、
暑假趣事 甘肃省平凉市 铁路中学四年级(2)班 魏文彬 今年署假我是在爷爷奶奶家过的。 有一天，天气晴朗，阳光明媚，我和几个小伙伴到菜地去玩。一进菜地，我看见道路两旁长着高大的白杨树，地里种着绿油油的菜，有土豆、白菜、胡萝卜等等。 我们在一棵高大的白杨树下做游戏。忽然，一个“黑东西” 飞到了一个小伙伴的脖子里，他感觉痒痒的，往脖子里一摸，把一只黑虫子拿出来了，嘴里喊着：“我捉到一只天牛！”哦！原来这个黑东西就是天牛呀。它长着一对长长的触角，脖子上长着两根刺，背上有黄色的小点。 记得爷爷给我讲过，天牛，天牛是一种害虫，它生活在杨树上，靠吮吸树的汁液维持生命。于是我对小伙伴讲：“天牛是害虫，我们捉来玩吧。”我找来一根竹竿，发现一只天牛，就用竹竿一拔天牛就从树上掉了下来。不一会儿，我们每人抓了一只，我提议：我们比谁的天牛跑得快。我们给天牛起好了名字就开始比赛了，我的天牛叫“黑头将军”。一开始“黑头将军”就遥遥领先，过了一会儿，明明的“大无元帅”从后面慢慢地追了上来，逐渐逼近了我的“黑头将军，我拼命地给它加油，它好像听懂了我的话，逐渐加快了速度，把其它的天牛甩在了后面,获得了冠军，我心里无比高兴。 天牛比赛真有意思！
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⑩ 寒假趣事的英语作文120-140字
This winter holiday, I went to Kunming with my family.Kunming is a very beautiful city, I think.The sky is blue and the air is clean.You can see many kinds of nice flowers everywhere.The weather there is great.It′s never too hot or too cold all the year round, so people always call it "Spring City".
这个寒假，我和我的家人去了昆明。我觉得，昆明是一座非常美丽的城市。昆明的天空蓝蓝的，空气是那么清新。到处都可以看到许多种类的美丽鲜花。那里的天气也非常棒。全年都不会太热或太冷，所以人们都称昆明为“春城”。
Kunming is surrounded by beautiful scenery.And one of the most famous views is "The Stone Forest".It is really scenic.
昆明周围有许多美丽的景观。最著名的风景就是“石林”了。那可是真正的天然景观。
We just stayed in Kunming for six days, but I felt very happy, and I like Kunming very much.
我们虽然只在昆明待了六天，但是我觉得非常快乐，而且我非常喜欢昆明。
I like winter holiday very much, although it’s very short.The Spring Festival is interesting. I have many things to eat and I will have new clothes.Besides, I can watch TV. I like cartoons. They are so interesting that I can watch them all the day.I have a new computer, so I can play games with my father.He promised to teach me.I will visit my relatives ring the Spring Festival and I can get lucky money. Therefore, I can buy something I like.I have many to buy.Winter holiday is wonderful.
我喜欢寒假，虽然它很短。春节是很好玩的，我有很多吃的东西，还有新衣服穿。另外，我还能看电视，我喜欢动画片，它们都很有趣，我可以看一整天。我有一台新电脑，所以我还能和爸爸玩游戏。他答应过我要教我玩游戏的。春节期间，我也会拜访亲戚们，能得到压岁钱，然后我就能买我喜欢的东西了。我有许多东西要买。寒假真的很丰富多彩。