英語搞笑小作文大全

Ⅰ 求小學英語小作文小短語，小幽默等

英漢對照幽默小短語
Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯系）.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現在的夢想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會吧.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.

"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明.

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。

When two『s company, three's the result!
兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動，但並不妨礙你盡情地觀看.

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘記的越多, 忘記的越多；知道的越少, 為什麼學來著?!

Ⅱ 寫一篇搞笑英語作文

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.

"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up."

"That's mighty nice of you, 「Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw, come on," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."

Ⅲ 以「幽默」為話題的「英語作文」

英語幽默：Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一隻母老鼠帶著孩子出來散步，突然她看見一隻貓正在灌木叢內中虎視耽耽。

母老鼠向容著貓叫道：「汪，汪，汪」，貓聽了非常害怕，拚命跑走了。

母老鼠回過頭洋洋自得的對孩子說：「現在你知道外語的重要性了吧。」

Ⅳ 求一篇英語作文 有搞笑的，帶翻譯謝謝

這什麼老師來帶搞笑

Ⅳ 英語幽默作文

An
Ugly
Woman
Mike:
My
aunt
was
very
embarrassed
when
she
was
asked
to
take
off
her
mask
at
the
party.
Mary:
Why
was
that?
Mike:
She
wasn't
wearing
one.
醜女
麥克：一次舞抄會上，當大襲家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。
瑪麗：為什麼會那樣呢？
麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具

Ⅵ 少於50字的搞笑英語小短文「帶翻譯」

1、Text(正文):The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but hisgrandma doted on him. He hardly left her side.

And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：「學校怎麼樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？」

「哭？」約翰問，「不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。」

2、Text(正文):The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：「你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。」

「為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢？」

「你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？」吝嗇鬼回答。

3、Text(正文):One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.

When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."

My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"

一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來後發現車身沾滿灰塵，於是擦洗了一陣。當我終於走進屋裡時大聲喊：「世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。」我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：「媽媽來了？

4、Text(正文):"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants recing by nearly fifty pounds.

Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

「醫生」她沖進屋後大聲說道。

「我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什麼病。」

他從頭到腳打量打量她，然後大聲說：「太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫生住在樓下。」

5、Text(正文):A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."

Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."

At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"

一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：「旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時。」

過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：「各位，你們猜怎麼啦？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。」 正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：「看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。」

(6)英語搞笑小作文大全擴展閱讀：

第一個笑話中spoil造句示例如下：

1、Others say they do not want to spoil their children by leaving them too much.

還有人表示，他們不想給子女留下太多錢，以免寵壞他們。

2、Once you pop open the cork, wines can spoil in a matter of hours.

一旦你打開軟木塞，葡萄酒就會在數小時內變質。

3、They say it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the bunch.

他們說這只需要少數的害群之馬便可毀了一堆。

4、A fond mother may spoil her child.溺愛的母親可能會寵壞她的孩子。

5、The child was spoilt by his grandfather.這個孩子被他的爺爺給慣壞了。

Ⅶ 求一篇搞笑英語作文

An Ugly Woman

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

Mary: Why was that?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

醜女

麥克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。
瑪麗：為什麼會那樣呢？

麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具

Ⅷ 關於搞笑的英語作文

An Ugly Woman

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

Mary: Why was that?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

醜女

麥克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常內尷尬。
瑪麗：為什麼容會那樣呢？

麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具

Ⅸ 英語作文幽默

Life Needs Humor
When we are chatting with our friends happily, suddenly if we are talking about the awkward topic, we need to do something to change this situation, what are we gonna do? The answer is using your humor to make things seem easy, and then your friends won』 take your awkward topic seriously. Humor is very important, it can adjust the atmosphere, making things work easily. Life needs humor, without humor, life would be boring. Foreign people like to make friends with humorous people, they can feel relax when they are chatting, while most Chinese people are always taking things too seriously. I like to make friends with humorous guys, they make me feel life is easy, and we should positive about life.

Ⅹ 寫一個有趣的人的小作文（英文）

he is my brother ,he is very interesting and funny . he is of miem height and he is really thin. we always tell him postachioio ,because He is very humorous.he has short curly hair,and he usually wears glasses at school . When he and we play the game, he is always interesting to end this game,So any time He is also true when learning ,
all in all, he is really .I admire him!
意思
他是我的哥哥，他很有趣和有趣。他很瘦。我們總是告訴他，因為他很幽默的人有短的卷專發屬，戴著眼鏡，他通常在學校。當他和我們玩游戲時，他總是很有趣地結束這場比賽，所以他任何時候也都是真實的學習，
總的來說，他是真的，我佩服他！