① 寒假趣事英語作文
英語笑話（一）
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子會和跳蚤有什麼不同呢？你可能會直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物，他肯定會生氣的；而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示「玉米/穀物」，也有「雞眼」的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因為snail（蝸牛）的後背上總是背著一所房子，所以說蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說呢？
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces這個短語，你可千萬別以為是在鍾表廠工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀！因為除了這個意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為製造鍾面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎樣才能不讓夢游者（sleepwalker）夢游（walk in his sleep）呢？最簡單的方法就是不讓他睡覺。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢游者醒著呢，他的確就不會去夢遊了。
英語笑話（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人。
-- 他真是一個大人物。干什麼的？
-- 墓地守墓人。
英語笑話（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它們是從美國直接帶來的
一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行櫃台，銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。
這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最後實在忍耐不住說：「相信我，先生，也請你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。」
英語笑話（四）my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊！
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。」
英語笑話（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
給我那個打贏的吧
-- 服務員，
這個龍蝦只有一隻爪。
-- 對不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
-- 哦， 那給我那個打贏的吧。
英語笑話（六）The mean man's party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝嗇鬼請客
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：「你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之後，再用你的腳把門推開。」
「為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢？」
「你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧？」吝嗇鬼回答。
英語笑話（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告「年輕者」
這里想對將要退休者提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，
千萬別進退休社區。因為那裡人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時，他們就叫喊，「讓小的干吧。」
英語笑話（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how sty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?"
哪一位女人？
一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物，回來後發現車身沾滿灰塵，於是擦洗了一陣。當我終於走進屋裡時大聲喊：「世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。」
我丈夫抬頭看了看，說：「媽媽來了？」
英語笑話（九）The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants recing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
醫生住在樓下
「醫生」她沖進屋後大聲說道。
「我想讓你坦率地說我到底得了什麼病。」
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然後大聲說：「太太，我有三件事要對你說。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫生住在樓下。」
英語笑話（十）One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
只剩一個引擎
一架747客機正在跨越大西洋時，喇叭里傳來了機長的聲音：「旅客們請注意，我們的四個引擎中有一個丟失了。但剩下的三個引擎會把我們帶到倫敦的。只是我們要因此晚到一小時 。」 過了一會兒，旅客們又聽到機長的聲音：「各位，你們猜怎麼啦 ？我們剛又掉了第三個引擎。但請你們相信好了。只有一個引擎我們也能飛，但要晚三個小時了。」 正在這時，一位乘客非常氣憤地說：「看在上帝的份上，如果我們再掉一個引擎，我們就要整夜都要呆在天上了。」
② 寒假趣事英語作文
happy winter holiday
I have got a happy winter holiday this year. In this year, I have a 7-day winter holiday. In the first day, I went back to my hometown with my parents. When I got there, I saw my grandparents. Then we had lunch together. At that time, we not only had dilicious food,we also talk about our wonderful life. We laughed and sang, it was so happy then. After lunch, I got out and found my old friends in the field. They were all taller and stronger than before. We sat down on the ground and talk about funny things. It was so interesting and fun. We also played some funny games. I have never play such a funny game since I leave my hometown for a big city. I was so happy that day.It was the happiest time in my holiday. And it was so funny.
③ 寒假趣事英語作文，帶翻譯60字左右
1 新年來了
The Spring Festival is also the Chinese New Year. Every year, before the Spring Festival, people are very busy. They buy many foods to prepare for a big dinner with their families. If their families are outside the city, they will make travel plan to meet them. In the evening after dinner, people go out into the street and play fireworks and fire crackers.
2我的一次成功經歷
Math is difficult for me. I am always worried before the math test. Last semester, before the final math exam, I studied very hard. I spent a lot of time doing exercises. So when the test came, I did not feel it was too hard. And I am very glad that I received an A for the test. I am very pleased of my success. (65)
3如何放鬆自己
There are many ways to be relaxed. One thing I like to do is watching TV or talking to friends via the Internet. I also like visiting my friends and taking a walk with them, and I will be relaxed. Also, if I want to be quiet, I just read a book, and this is also very relaxing. (58)
4難忘的十四歲生日
I had an unforgettable 14th birthday. On my birthday, I had many friends coming to my house. They gave me birthday cards and presents. My parents bought me some computer games. We had a birthday cake with candles and I celebrated my birthday with all my friends. I had a lot of fun for my birthday and I will never forget. (61)
5我的初中生活
My life as middle school student is good. Sometimes I am also very busy. Usually I have a lot of homework from school. After I have done my homework, I usually talk to my friends on QQ, and sometimes I visit them and we go out for a walk or play. On weekends I do some homework, then I play with my friends. (62)
6. 讀後感
I read the book 「Gone with the Wind」 ring my winter break. It』s a great novel by American author Margaret Michell. It』s a story about southern living in the US ring the Civil War. I especially like Scarlett O』Hara, a strong-willed southern woman who refused to go hungry after the destruction of her plantation by Yankee troops. She said with great hope, 「tomorrow is another day.」 (66)
7。筆友
I have a good American pen-friend called Ann Read. She lives in Okkie, Oklahoma. She is 12 years old. She likes shopping, painting, and clothing. Her favorite foods used to be angel cakes and coke, but now she eats more vegetables, fruits, and fish. Her dream is to become a fashion designer. We write to each other very often, and we sometimes talk through instant messenger. (66)
8。春節經歷
I had a great Chinese New Year. On the first day of the Chinese New Year, my parents and I visited my grandparents. They own a large ranch in the countryside, surrounded by corn fields and green pastry. It』s a very beautiful ranch and the air is very clean. I had a great time.
9. 北京
Beijing is a beautiful modern city. It is very large and it is also the capital of China. In Beijing, many tall buildings and clean streets are everywhere. In order to maintain the cleanliness of this beautiful city, we should protect our environment. We should plant more trees and grow more flowers. We should do our best to maintain this modern city.
10。My home
My home is in an apartment in the city. There are three bedrooms, one dining room, and one living room in my home. My bedroom is small but I like it very much. There are a desk and a bookshelf in my bedroom. I have a computer and a CD player. After I finish my school work, I talk to my friends on the computer.
④ 暑假趣事英語作文（有中文翻譯）
ive very happily today! In the morning, it is very fine! Then I climb the mountain with family, the air on the mountain is very fresh, the flowers plants and trees on the mountain all seem extremely beautiful. In the afternoon, I go to friend's home to play, the friend entertains me warmly, show me a lot of books of his , has listened to his CD for me , then also ask me to eat a sumptuous dinner. Coming back home in the evening, family and I sat and watched TV together, we are returning and eating the fruit while chatting, the whole family is happy and harmonious!
譯文：今天我過得非常開心！早上，天氣非常好！於是我和家人一起去登山，山上的空氣非常清新，山上的花草樹木都顯得格外美麗。下午，我去了朋友家玩，朋友熱情地招待我，給我看了他的很多書，給我聽了他的CD，然後還請我吃了一頓豐盛的晚餐。晚上回到家，我與家人坐在一起看電視，我們還一邊聊天一邊吃著水果，全家其樂融！
January 18 2005
I have rested for a week. I began to feel bored. So I went out with my friends. They are my best friends in the middle school. We didn』t go to someplace special. We just saw the other. We had lunch together. While we were having lunch, we were still talking about the new school and new friends. Yes! A year later, we have grown riper. And we learned much more things and got new life. We haven』t enough time to play, to waste and to lose the way. We only have two years. Two years to go, we will get the real life which belongs to us.
January 18 2005 年
我休息了一個星期。我開始了對感覺乏味。如此我出去了與我的朋友。他們是我的最好的朋友在中學。我們沒去在某處特別。我們看見了其他。我們一起吃了午餐。當我們吃午餐, 我們仍然談論新學校和新朋友。是! 一年後, 我們增長更加成熟。並且我們學會了更多事和有新生活。我們沒有足夠時間演奏, 浪費和迷路。我們只有二年。二年去, 我們將有屬於我們的真正的生活。
MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活
Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it. Why? Because I intend to be a good student. I wish to render service to my country.
I get up at six o』clock every day. After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons. I go to school at seven o』clock.
After school is over, I return home. We usually have supper at seven o』clock.then I begin to do my homework. I want to finish it before I go to bed.
雖然我的日常生活十分單調，但我卻竭力設法去適應它。為什麼？因為我打算做一個好學生，希望將來為國家服務。
我每天六點起床、洗臉刷牙後，就開始復習功課，七點鍾我就去上學。
放學後，我就回家了。我們通常在七點鍾吃晚餐，之後我就開始做家庭作業，希望在睡覺前把它做完。
A TRIP TO the COUNTRY 鄉村游記One Sunday my mother (Mother) had (made) me take my little young brother to the a trip to the country. She bade me take good care of him.
While we were walking along the road, the sun was shining brightly and the breeze was blowing gently. We saw the beautiful flowers smile (smiling) at us and heard the birds sing (singing) their sweet songs on the trees. The scenery was indeed very pretty (beautiful).
When we felt tired, we returned home. We saw Mother (our mother) wait (waiting) for us at the door.
有一個星期日，我母親叫我帶小弟弟去鄉村游歷。她吩咐我要好好照料他。
當我們沿著道路行走的時候，太陽燦爛地照耀著，微風輕輕地吹著。我們看見美麗的花兒對我們微笑著，並聽見鳥兒在樹上唱著悅耳的歌曲，風景實十分美麗。
當我們感覺到疲倦的時候，我們就回家了。我們看見母樣正在門口等候我們。
⑤ 假期趣事的英語作文五十字
For I want to spend my holiday fully,so I plan to go on a trip,I want to go to hongkong for 2 weeks,because it is not only a shopping paradise but also
The heaven for children.
It』s very far away ,so I plan to go there by plane,it is the most convenient way to go there,
And I decided to stay there for 2 weeks ,while I can thoroughly to feel the local customs there
I also want to go taiwan,I want to go to a concert in xiaojudan,such as listen to a concert .
⑥ 英語作文:寫一件暑假趣事
My family winter holiday is not so colorful, but it is warmful.In winter holiday, all the members got together. We chatted, with grandma and mom busy in the kitchen. When it comes to lunch, we were very happy at table.
I go to Hongkong this winter holiday, the scerery of there is very beatuiful, anywhere is brimming with New Year's air. The Disneyland was certainly I most likes, the cartoon of there is acted by really person, it's very loveliness!
The Tedbud Square of Hongkong is a luminescent spot, although it is a quite small square, it is very characteristic.
This winter holiday I have been is very happy! Although it's winter, I can feel the sense the warmth everywhere!
希望有幫助哦，雖然不是我寫的，但是我看過一遍了，基本上沒有差錯
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⑦ 一篇關於寒假趣事的英語作文
happy winter holiday
I have got a happy winter holiday this year. In this year, I have a 7-day winter holiday. In the first day, I went back to my hometown with my parents. When I got there, I saw my grandparents. Then we had lunch together. At that time, we not only had dilicious food,we also talk about our wonderful life. We laughed and sang, it was so happy then. After lunch, I got out and found my old friends in the field. They were all taller and stronger than before. We sat down on the ground and talk about funny things. It was so interesting and fun. We also played some funny games. I have never play such a funny game since I leave my hometown for a big city. I was so happy that day.It was the happiest time in my holiday. And it was so funny.
寒 假 趣 事
Cold false interest
今天是大年三十，城裡處處洋溢著過年的喜氣，我們家也不例外。
Today is 30, and the city, be permeated with the new beaming, our house is no exception.
媽媽在廚房裡包餃子，我在一旁剝蒜，剝完了蒜後，我起身往客廳走。
Mom is in the kitchen making mpling, I at a side strip garlic, finished peeling garlic, I got up and went to the sitting room go.
不經意地瞄了一眼正在包餃子的媽媽。
Casual DeMiao took one look at pack mpling of mom.
一個念頭在我心中產生了。
A thought in my heart is proced.
我快步走到媽媽面前，對她說：「媽媽，教我包餃子吧！」
I went quickly to the front of mom, say to her: "mom, teach me pack mpling!"
媽媽望了我一眼，對我說：「好吧！」
Mother looked at me in the eye and said to me: "good!"
媽媽拿著擀麵杖擀出了一個皮，把餡子舀到皮上，將麵皮兩邊一合，將重合的部分用手指捏在一起，一個餃子就包好了。
Mom took a rolling-pin roll out a skin, the XianZi removed until the skin on both sides, will face a close, will coincide with fingers part in together, a mpling is packed.
我心裡想著：這么簡單，真是小菜一碟！
My in the mind think: so simple, really is a piece of cake!
還是讓我來試試看吧。
Let me have a try.
我接過擀麵杖，開始牛刀小試，媽媽那麼輕松搞定的麵皮，在我的手中卻一點也不聽話，左一下，右一下，我的餃子皮倒象一個八爪螃蟹。
I received a rolling-pin, start NiuDao bench, mother so easily calm face, in my hand not obedient, left once, right once, my JiaoZiPi seem an eight claw crabs.
再難看也是我創造的，本想揉掉重來，可我捨不得，我把餡子包進去，迫不及待的丟進鍋里。
Again I also created, ugly this want to rub off again, but I loathe to give up, I put my bag in XianZi, eager into the pot.
這餃子不給我面子，居然沒等到煮熟，就「開膛破肚」了。
This mpling don't do me the honor, didn't wait until cooked, "gut break belly".
可惡，我居然連個餃子也包不好，我沒這么笨吧，我一定要把你包好！
Damn, I even a mpling also bag is bad, I have no so stupid! I must put your bag!
我吸取了教訓，學著媽媽的樣子，一下一下轉著擀，麵皮不圓，但比「八爪螃蟹」好多了。
I learned a lesson, learn the mother of appearance, once it turn out, face a circle, but than "eight claw crab" much better.
我把餡子舀上，學著媽媽的樣子，給餃子捏上「花邊」。
I put on XianZi ladle, to learn the mother of appearance, give mplings knead on "lacy".
成敗在此一舉，我把這只經過我精雕細琢，是餃子卻又不象餃子的餃子小心翼翼地放進鍋里。
Success or failure, I put this only after I meticulosity is mplings yet unlike mpling jiaozi carefully into the pot.
五分鍾後，我揭開了鍋蓋，啊！
Five minutes later, I opened a pot, ah!
我的那隻餃子安然無恙，正在逍遙的獨自「漂游」呢！
My that only mplings safe, is free and unfettered alone "piaoyou"!
餃子煮好以後，媽媽把餃子撈出來。
Dumpling boiled mplings, after mother put out.
開飯了，我尋找著那隻我包的餃子，細細的品味著。
It's time for supper, I find that only jiaozi I made, thin savor.
這頓餃子格外的香。
It's exceptionally fragrance. Dumplings
這次經歷，我永遠都不會忘記。
This experience, I will never forget.
她讓我明白了一個道理：任何事，只要你肯下功夫，就會獲得成功。
She makes me understand a truth: anything, as long as you are willing to hard, will achieve success.
⑧ 寒假趣事英語作文帶翻譯70字
I have a very good time in winter. To climb the mountain, my friend, I am really very happy, we began to climb in half, from the morning. We enjoy the beautiful scenery and lunch at 5 p.m. back. We like our this about winter vacation?
I am in the fun of the winter break. Hiking and friends really let me very happy, at half past eight in the morning, we began to climb, we can't enjoy the scenery on the mountain, eat lunch. We go home at 5:00. On this day, we really very happy. Your winter break?
我有一個很好的時間在冬季。去爬山，我的朋友，我真的很高興，我們開始攀登，在半上午08時。我們享受著美麗的景色和午餐在下午5點回來。我們喜歡我們的這約寒假呢？
我在冬歇期的樂趣。徒步旅行和朋友們真的讓我很開心，在早上8點半，我們開始攀登，我們不能享受風景，在山上吃午餐。我們回家在5:00。在這一天，我們真的很開心。你的冬歇期？
⑨ 老師讓以「假期趣事」為題寫一篇英文作文、
暑假趣事 甘肅省平涼市 鐵路中學四年級(2)班 魏文彬 今年署假我是在爺爺奶奶家過的。 有一天，天氣晴朗，陽光明媚，我和幾個小夥伴到菜地去玩。一進菜地，我看見道路兩旁長著高大的白楊樹，地里種著綠油油的菜，有土豆、白菜、胡蘿卜等等。 我們在一棵高大的白楊樹下做游戲。忽然，一個「黑東西」 飛到了一個小夥伴的脖子里，他感覺癢癢的，往脖子里一摸，把一隻黑蟲子拿出來了，嘴裡喊著：「我捉到一隻天牛！」哦！原來這個黑東西就是天牛呀。它長著一對長長的觸角，脖子上長著兩根刺，背上有黃色的小點。 記得爺爺給我講過，天牛，天牛是一種害蟲，它生活在楊樹上，靠吮吸樹的汁液維持生命。於是我對小夥伴講：「天牛是害蟲，我們捉來玩吧。」我找來一根竹竿，發現一隻天牛，就用竹竿一拔天牛就從樹上掉了下來。不一會兒，我們每人抓了一隻，我提議：我們比誰的天牛跑得快。我們給天牛起好了名字就開始比賽了，我的天牛叫「黑頭將軍」。一開始「黑頭將軍」就遙遙領先，過了一會兒，明明的「大無元帥」從後面慢慢地追了上來，逐漸逼近了我的「黑頭將軍，我拚命地給它加油，它好像聽懂了我的話，逐漸加快了速度，把其它的天牛甩在了後面,獲得了冠軍，我心裡無比高興。 天牛比賽真有意思！
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⑩ 寒假趣事的英語作文120-140字
This winter holiday, I went to Kunming with my family.Kunming is a very beautiful city, I think.The sky is blue and the air is clean.You can see many kinds of nice flowers everywhere.The weather there is great.It′s never too hot or too cold all the year round, so people always call it "Spring City".
這個寒假，我和我的家人去了昆明。我覺得，昆明是一座非常美麗的城市。昆明的天空藍藍的，空氣是那麼清新。到處都可以看到許多種類的美麗鮮花。那裡的天氣也非常棒。全年都不會太熱或太冷，所以人們都稱昆明為「春城」。
Kunming is surrounded by beautiful scenery.And one of the most famous views is "The Stone Forest".It is really scenic.
昆明周圍有許多美麗的景觀。最著名的風景就是「石林」了。那可是真正的天然景觀。
We just stayed in Kunming for six days, but I felt very happy, and I like Kunming very much.
我們雖然只在昆明待了六天，但是我覺得非常快樂，而且我非常喜歡昆明。
I like winter holiday very much, although it』s very short.The Spring Festival is interesting. I have many things to eat and I will have new clothes.Besides, I can watch TV. I like cartoons. They are so interesting that I can watch them all the day.I have a new computer, so I can play games with my father.He promised to teach me.I will visit my relatives ring the Spring Festival and I can get lucky money. Therefore, I can buy something I like.I have many to buy.Winter holiday is wonderful.
我喜歡寒假，雖然它很短。春節是很好玩的，我有很多吃的東西，還有新衣服穿。另外，我還能看電視，我喜歡動畫片，它們都很有趣，我可以看一整天。我有一台新電腦，所以我還能和爸爸玩游戲。他答應過我要教我玩游戲的。春節期間，我也會拜訪親戚們，能得到壓歲錢，然後我就能買我喜歡的東西了。我有許多東西要買。寒假真的很豐富多彩。